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welfare - 8/29/2008 10:05:43 PM

ubba Aldridge

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At the Welfare Office

guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bulls*#^n' me!

The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.'

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RE: welfare - 8/29/2008 10:08:38 PM

jallement1054

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haha thats the truth!

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RE: welfare - 8/29/2008 10:09:11 PM

James Chapman

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hehe

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RE: welfare - 8/29/2008 10:27:10 PM

Conradgrizz660

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owned

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RE: welfare - 8/30/2008 7:38:10 AM

bulldogmech77535

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very funny, but sadly true!!!!!

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RE: welfare - 8/30/2008 7:58:29 AM

Texas Hitman

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NICE!

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RE: welfare - 8/30/2008 9:50:33 AM

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Classic for sure!!

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RE: welfare - 8/30/2008 10:00:34 AM

tweeter

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That is awesome......

right tho

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