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LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:01:12 PM   
FF162BFD


Posts: 122
Joined: 9/1/2007
From: ECTOR, TX.
Status: offline 		WATCHED A COMIC THE OTHER DAY, HE HAD SOME GOOD ONES. LETS HEAR YOURS.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:01:54 PM   
blake777


Posts: 763
Joined: 6/27/2007
From: Ponchatoula, Louisiana
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TEAM SOUTHERN SWAMP BOYZ


2006 honda rancher 350 (red)
ss108 rims
26inch mud lites
warn 424
bayou snorkle kit
2inch lift
dyno-jet kit
hmf utility exhaust (red)
(lift springs soon to come)

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07 yamaha big bear 400 camo
28x10.5x12 outlaws
itp c series 7 black wheels
custom 2in lift made by(gumbo03)
epi kluch kit
uni air filter
full skid plates
snorkeled
jet kit
fmf powerline exhust
and a 2,500 warn winch

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:03:31 PM   
lsu_fan91


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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:05:22 PM   
floridacrakr


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Joined: 1/6/2007
From: Titusville,FL
Status: offline 		have you ever seen a grown man naked? lol

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Custom Snorkel
HL Super Duty Clutch Kit
HMF Swamp Series
Radiator Relocated
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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:06:05 PM   
James Chapman


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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:06:14 PM   
carolinabrute


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< Message edited by Scribner -- 8/29/2008 9:14:21 PM >

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:07:30 PM   
vanillagorilla


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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:07:49 PM   
lonegunman


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From: CADDO PARISH,LOUISIANA
Status: offline 		would you like to be my future ex-wife?
anybody ever told you that you got curves like seams on a baseball?
I'll bet you twenty bucks your gonna turn me down.
excuse me,but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

< Message edited by lonegunman -- 8/29/2008 9:17:51 PM >

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2001 arctic cat 300 4x4
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26" dirt devils
rokstar wheels
snorkeled
jetted
ion halogen driving lights
2500 warn winch

2007 a/c 650 H1-RED
LE wheels
front brush guard
LE rear bumper
28 mudlites
warn winch


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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:14:59 PM   
Scribner


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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:19:29 PM   
luckyj


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Joined: 4/4/2008
From: columbia, la
Status: offline 		if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?     it really works! especially if the girl has a sense of humor!!!

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03 foreman 450s
2" hl lift
hl springs
1" wheel spacers
k&n filter
dynojet jet kit
hmf
homemade snorkel
28" outlaws

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:34:07 PM   
neverrideahonda

 

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Joined: 11/16/2005
From: Mobile, Al
Status: online 		How about another Yager Bomb!

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:35:50 PM   
James Chapman


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From: Spring TX **USA**
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ORIGINAL: neverrideahonda

How about another Yager Bomb!


Jeager always helps..heck you dont even gotta say anything just hand out the cups!!!

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Support our Military and their mission

00 Dakota 4wd ext cab 5.9
BFG A/T's
Cherry Bomb

She's fast . She's real fast.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:37:38 PM   
Conradgrizz660


Posts: 1066
Joined: 2/23/2006
From: Florence South carolina
Status: offline 		ARE YOU FROM TENNESEE? YOUR THE ONLY TEN I SEE

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06 Grizzly 660
29.5" outlaws
2" lift
Itp Rims
Few other small add ons

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:41:01 PM   
ubba Aldridge


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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:49:10 PM   
blake777


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Joined: 6/27/2007
From: Ponchatoula, Louisiana
Status: offline 		People call me Blake!, but you can call me Tonight!


Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that! 

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!



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TEAM SOUTHERN SWAMP BOYZ


2006 honda rancher 350 (red)
ss108 rims
26inch mud lites
warn 424
bayou snorkle kit
2inch lift
dyno-jet kit
hmf utility exhaust (red)
(lift springs soon to come)

-------------------------------------

07 yamaha big bear 400 camo
28x10.5x12 outlaws
itp c series 7 black wheels
custom 2in lift made by(gumbo03)
epi kluch kit
uni air filter
full skid plates
snorkeled
jet kit
fmf powerline exhust
and a 2,500 warn winch

(in reply to ubba Aldridge)
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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 9:55:58 PM   
James Chapman


Posts: 1744
Joined: 2/28/2008
From: Spring TX **USA**
Status: offline 		You ever see the back seat of a yugo?

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Support our Military and their mission

00 Dakota 4wd ext cab 5.9
BFG A/T's
Cherry Bomb

She's fast . She's real fast.

(in reply to blake777)
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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:02:23 PM   
blake777


Posts: 763
Joined: 6/27/2007
From: Ponchatoula, Louisiana
Status: offline 		hey baby!...your truck or mine??

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TEAM SOUTHERN SWAMP BOYZ


2006 honda rancher 350 (red)
ss108 rims
26inch mud lites
warn 424
bayou snorkle kit
2inch lift
dyno-jet kit
hmf utility exhaust (red)
(lift springs soon to come)

-------------------------------------

07 yamaha big bear 400 camo
28x10.5x12 outlaws
itp c series 7 black wheels
custom 2in lift made by(gumbo03)
epi kluch kit
uni air filter
full skid plates
snorkeled
jet kit
fmf powerline exhust
and a 2,500 warn winch

(in reply to James Chapman)
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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:02:59 PM   
fl750mudchic


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Joined: 8/20/2008
From: Eustis, Fl
Status: offline 		HAHA!  I am actually giggling out loud!   Seriously?  I do like the beaver one, though. 

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2005 Blue Brute 750 - 29.5 Outlaws, ITP Type 5 wheels, HMF, Dyno Jets, Center snorks, Moose Module

East Coast Dirty Girls Mud Bog Team #27
www.thedirtygirls.net

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ORIGINAL: farmerboy700

I SEEN HER AT CREEKBOTTOM AND SHE LOOKED LIKE MY DREAM WOMAN MUDDY FROM HEAD TO TOE AND LOVIN EVERY MINUTE, BETTA HANG ON TO THIS ONE JACK!!

The prettier half of fl650mudder
MySpace

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:06:00 PM   
eustismudder


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Joined: 2/19/2005
From: Eustis, FL
Status: offline 		HOW YOU DOING????

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2004 Foreman 450ES, lifted, bored and stroked, OEM 135, K&N,HMF,Clutch Kit,Tach,Temp Gauge,snorkel, 29.5 Outlaws, ITP SS 112's

2005 Brute with snorks,pipe and 27"laws

East Coast Dirty Boyz Mud Racing #42

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:06:31 PM   
rabit959

 

Posts: 31
Joined: 5/28/2008
Status: offline 		How about "Are you single ,married,happy?"

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:07:27 PM   
fl750mudchic


Posts: 240
Joined: 8/20/2008
From: Eustis, Fl
Status: offline 		OMG Jason!  I am rolling! 

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2005 Blue Brute 750 - 29.5 Outlaws, ITP Type 5 wheels, HMF, Dyno Jets, Center snorks, Moose Module

East Coast Dirty Girls Mud Bog Team #27
www.thedirtygirls.net

quote:

ORIGINAL: farmerboy700

I SEEN HER AT CREEKBOTTOM AND SHE LOOKED LIKE MY DREAM WOMAN MUDDY FROM HEAD TO TOE AND LOVIN EVERY MINUTE, BETTA HANG ON TO THIS ONE JACK!!

The prettier half of fl650mudder
MySpace

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:13:05 PM   
Troublemaker

 

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Pay in quarters.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:17:15 PM   
Troublemaker

 

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Joined: 8/6/2008
Status: online 		Also my friend who's name is Chris Brown he will say " Hi I'm Chris Brown, come back to my place and I will show you how I run it"

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:20:38 PM   
mikeluna_16


Posts: 348
Joined: 3/14/2008
Status: offline 		IF YOU WERE A BOOGER, ID PICK YOU FIRST!!!

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:20:58 PM   
James Chapman


Posts: 1744
Joined: 2/28/2008
From: Spring TX **USA**
Status: offline 		Your not a twin are you?



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00 Dakota 4wd ext cab 5.9
BFG A/T's
Cherry Bomb

She's fast . She's real fast.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:21:50 PM   
RANCHERrider16


Posts: 1331
Joined: 9/16/2007
From: Destrehan, La
Status: offline 		Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only Ten-I-see!

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06 Honda Rancher
26' Mudlites on ITP SS112's
3000lb G orilla Winch
Highlifter front skid plate(dimond plated)
Highlifter boot guards
Reverse Mod
Warn 424
Custom Cooler Radio

Soon To Come
HMF Eco Pipe & Jet Kit

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:26:01 PM   
dcfox


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Joined: 4/15/2008
From: Beaumont,Texas
Status: offline 		Fat Penguin.
Just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:31:24 PM   
mikeluna_16


Posts: 348
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Status: offline 		Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:31:29 PM   
Troublemaker

 

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Status: online 		Have a few more shots and I will start looking better.

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RE: LETS HEAR THOSE PICK UP LINES - 8/29/2008 10:32:54 PM   
mikeluna_16


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